Funny etc.
Hilarious, Funny, Humorous, Laughter:
Bits, Pieces, Jokes and Musings from Hip The Hoopla
Touché! Cartoons and Dating And Hand Grenades
There are many funny things in this world.
Here are some things to giggle at…feel free to hit us up on Facebook and suggest more!
Hilarious Band Names
Damn Funny Band Names-
(Funny how they lose their novelty when they go mainstream)
Oh I have LOTS, folks…gotta find all the scraps of paper everywhere
Advice: read each slowly and smirk accordingly, take time and enjoy the ampage.
Just think about explaining them to your grandma. Or mom (she knows I Hate Kate after the concert!).
Shiny Toy Guns |
Girls On Top | Jill Spilled Scotch | Bullet for My Valentine |
Jet Lag Gemini |
Reno Divorce |
The Flatliners | Oh Crap! Ninjas | Panic At the Disco | Flailing Uterus |
| Death Cab for Cutie | Induced Coma | Love .45 | Reno Divorce | Love Equals Death |
The Airborne Toxic Event |
Be Your Own Pet | Patent Pending | Sky Eats Airplane | Audio Spaghetti |
Vampire Weekend (now That sounds like a good time!) |
Jack’s Mannequin | The Pink Spiders | Pull The Pin | The Big Spank |
Escaping Gravity |
The A.K.A.s | The Randies | The Banana Convention | Damn Valentines |
Touch My Rash (you’d want to hire them for your kid’s party? |
Angry Pandas | Cute Lepers | Hectic Watermelon | Cosmic Bowling League |
Porno For Pyros |
Finger Eleven | Jif and the Choosey Mothers | G. Love & Special Sauce | The Velvet Elvis |
| The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus | The Pharmacists | Plain White T’s (say it out loud) |
The Color Fred | Killers, Thieves & Lawyers |
| The Gypsy Fembots | A Plague in Paradise | Bad Mutha’ Goose | Name Taken | hifi handgrenades(perhaps likin’ this because of the name like my column “Dating and Hand Grenades”?!) |
| Cute is What We Aim For | Five Finger Death Punch | Slightly Stoopid | DJ Hot to Death | Bubble Puppy |
| The Disco Biscuits | The Flatliners | Mates of State | Stanky Pockets | Murder by Death (uh, yeah) |
| Sleepytime Gorilla Museum | Hank III & Assjack | Those Poor Bastards | Some Random Band | Strange Condition (sign up to be on their groupies list) |
| Voodoo Glow Skulls | Mustard Plugs | Cancer Bats | Glasvegas (clever being they’re from Glasgow Scotland) |
Heartless Bastards |
| A Place To Bury Strangers | a piercing blast of noise |
Tequila Mockingbird |
Pitbull | Circle Number Dot |
| Goatwhore | John Brown’s Body |
Ra Ra Riot | Death by Stereo | Redo |
| Cowboy Mouth | Trampled by Turtles | HorrorPops | Del Tha Funky Homosapien | Death Valley Pom Squad |
| Endless Hallway | This Is A Stand Off | Reach Around | Death Hickey Blues |
Stolen Instruments |
| RX Bandits | The Flaming Lips | Forth Yeer Freshman |
Torch The Wagon | The Lower Class Brats |
| Butthole Surfers | Faux Punk | Bat For Lashes | Gutter Twins | Scary Kids Scaring Kids |
| Blind Pilot |
Stiff Little Fingers | Mumble Louder | Band of Heathens | Italian X-rays |
| The Gospels of Progress |
Shut Up Stella | Hush Sound | Semi Precious Weapons | A Band Called Pain |
| Sugar In Wartime | Attracted To Gods | Built To Spill | Disco Doom |
Trailer Park Playboys |
| Revolting Cocks | Girl in a Coma | Melt Banana | Blind Pilot | Lemon Spongecake Ballet |
| She Wants Revenge |
Why? (humor in lack of imagination??) |
Quitters Anonymous | Eek-A-Mouse | |
| And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of The Dead (nothing says peppy like a microphone mouthfull!) | ||||
| Land Shark (you’ve gotta see their logo! Check out their MySpace page or my friend at mine) |
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| Lavay Smith & Her Red Hot Skillet Lickers (hey, when Bill Clinton gives them street cred…) |
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…More Hilarious Band names:
Fustercluck
And some classics:
Meat Puppets
Cheap Trick
Mott the Hoople (huh?)
Looking for a Band Name?
You can use one of my creations…just credit the source please and let me know! Contact me-I can make up some good ones. ~Che’
Jet Gag
Why So Wet
Polly Wanna Saccharide?
Check, Please!
Suit Fruitcase
Pancake for Cookie
Smoked Out Trout (dedicated to my smoked fish friend Kalena)
Everyone Loves a Train Wreck
Check Her I.D. (or you can get cutesy and spell it Checker I.D.)
Bill Something
Reservoir Tip
Candy Exit
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P.S. These are migrating from my popular www.ToucheToon.com humor web site.
~Che’ Rippinger of Hip The Hoopla and cartoonist of Touché! Cartoons
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